EATS * DRINKS * WEARS * LIKES * EATS * DRINKS * WEARS * LIKES *

EATS * DRINKS * WEARS * LIKES * EATS * DRINKS * WEARS * LIKES *

Your aspirational shopping catalogue curated by the quintessential uber human.

  • Life's too short to eat, drink, wear, or like anything that doesn't make you do a little happy dance.

    Let's shimmy through the fabulous and savor every delicious moment!

  • I don't do fashion. I am fashion.

    Coco Chanel

  • Some people say money can't buy happiness. Clearly, they've never tried truffle-infused lobster mac and cheese.

    The Fat Lady

The Fat Lady

Introducing the fabulous Fat Lady—our ultimate uber curator! With a side-splitting sense of humor and style to envy, she's on a quest for all things super cool. Her obsession for the extraordinary fuels her hunt for experiences that'll leave you dazzled and dazed! Join us as we redefine the epitome of cool, one meticulously curated post at a time.

Fashionably Plump Picks

Fashionably Plump Picks

Where taste meets trend!
Explore our online shop, for sass-filled fashion and the coolest gear around.

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Get ready to slay in style, sweetheart!